Animals

• Seagulls running everything

  Seagulls have been humankind's masters for the past three decades, it has emerged.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on April 24, 2015

• Warning: chipmunks on the loose

  Striped foreign rodents caught bullying innocent red squirrels.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on March 12, 2015

• Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

  Just look at it.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on March 12, 2015

Beards

• Has Brighton reached ‘peak beard’?

  Why hirsute men must be shaved before it’s too late.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on April 24, 2015

Brighton

• Seagulls attack Royal Pavillion

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on May 04, 2015

• Has Brighton reached ‘peak beard’?

  Why hirsute men must be shaved before it’s too late.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on April 24, 2015

• Brighton ‘most godless city in Britain’

  Brighton ill-prepared for coming Apocolypse, claims horseman.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on April 24, 2015

In depth

• BBC’s pornographic websites not available in UK

  Advertising blamed.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on April 24, 2015

• Middle class man convinced builders like him.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on March 12, 2015

• Richard Dawkins and God to star in 70s-style sitcom

  Famous atheist says he ‘has finally seen the light’ and ‘just wants to get the funk on with Jesus’.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on February 17, 2015

Tentacles

• Octopuses are actually aliens, claims Scientist

  And they’re here to eat our brains.

  Posted by EE Zen Garden on April 24, 2015